Song Parodies -> "Wanna Buy a Duck?"

Original Song Title:

"Superstition"

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Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Buy a Duck?"

Parody Written by:

Joe Penner’s Duck Farm

The Lyrics

Joe Penner (1904-1941) had an all-too-brief but busy career in network radio, films, and on the stage, but he may be best known today for one or more of his catchphrases; such as "Wanna buy a duck?", "You naaasty man," "Don't never doooo that," and "I dunno." And despite the title, everything's free. Even the duck.

Wanna Buy a Duck, son?
A what? A duck, small!
Ain’t got the money, son,
Hope you have downfall,

Joe Penner; man-baby,
Says, “You NAH-sty man!!!”
Folks today thinks he sucks,
He says, “Don’t never Doo-oooh that!!!”

When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Buying black market ducks pays

Hey

Wanna Buy a Duck, son?
Need Midazolam,
Rid me of the problem,
Say, “You NAH-sty man!!!”,

Selling ducks — a pipe dream,
Joke strung out too long,
IQ stuck at 50,
Selling ducks that respawn

When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Just retort, “You nah-sty man!”

Yeah, yeah

Wanna buy a duck, son?
Nothin' more to say,
I’ll give you its eggs, son,
The duckling’s on his way,

Joe Penner; man-baby,
Says, “You NAH-sty man!!!”
Folks today thinks he sucks,
He says, “Don’t never Doo-oooh that!!!”

When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Buying black market ducks pays

Oh, oh, oh

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