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Song Parodies -> "Do The Dishes"
Original Song Title:
"Superstition"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Do The Dishes"
Parody Written by:
Aaron Dodson
The Lyrics
Gotta do the dishes, I ain't too enthralled
Gotta do the dishes, mold's growin' on them all
I've been kinda lazy, expiration date is past
Gonna need a trash truck, 'cause the old food on them is vast
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
Gotta do the dishes, wash them pots and pans
They could be a problem, violatin' WMD bans
Scrub 'em 'till they all gleam, the process will be long
Need a power washer machine to make the grime on them all gone
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
Gotta do the dishes, by hand's the only way
Gotta do the dishes, scrape off congealed sorbet
Well now I could just maybe do with a home ec class
Seven years of dishes, the smell is unsurpassed
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
Gotta do the dishes, mold's growin' on them all
I've been kinda lazy, expiration date is past
Gonna need a trash truck, 'cause the old food on them is vast
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
Gotta do the dishes, wash them pots and pans
They could be a problem, violatin' WMD bans
Scrub 'em 'till they all gleam, the process will be long
Need a power washer machine to make the grime on them all gone
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
Gotta do the dishes, by hand's the only way
Gotta do the dishes, scrape off congealed sorbet
Well now I could just maybe do with a home ec class
Seven years of dishes, the smell is unsurpassed
When you've eaten things, and you just let them stand
Then you suffer,
Do the dishes sometime today
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Well, when you let them pile up for 555 days, that happens!
excellent job....many great word substitutions
And the sequel is when Mrs. Dodson comes in, sees them still not done, and says, "You Haven't Done Nothin'!" Better to do the dishes than to go through that. Also better to do the dishes than to have Rihanna come in and break the dishes. Then again... hold on a second... (checks Wikipedia, sees she's 19 now)... there are other things she can do.
I got it...take the dishes out in the yard while it rains, then you can stand under her Um-Ber-Ella (Ella...Ella...A...A..A..)
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