-> "We'll Be Playing You Always"
Original Song Title:
"As"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"We'll Be Playing You Always"
The Lyrics
As around the world we know the code Konami
Up up, down down, left right left right, b and a
Just as all their games are fun
When it’s all been said and done
That we’ll be playing you always
As you can’t deny the power of Nintendo
And Playstation keeps on hatin’ everyday
Just as Red Rings make us blue
You know what I say is true
That we'll be playing you always
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly---ALWAYS
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die---ALWAYS
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed---ALWAYS
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed…
Did you know that Mario asks for nothing
Her acceptance is the way he’s paid
Did you know that life one hundred coins will guarantee
To last through forever and another play
Just as time starts moving on from the beginning
There’s six minutes forty seconds every stage
Just as time is running out
Know this fact, without a doubt
That we’ll be playing you always
As today we have our system but tomorrow
Puts it in the trash but that we mustn't fear
‘Cause you know deep in my mind
That he gets better every time ‘Cause we’ll play Mario always
Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay---ALWAYS
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay---ALWAYS
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’---ALWAYS
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl
Do you know the Mario brothers?
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves---ALWAYS
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself
We’ll play Mario forever
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’---ALWAYS
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms---AL~~~~~~WA~~
~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly ~~~~~AA~~~~
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die ~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~YS~~ALWAYS
We all know…life brings us trends in gaming
They’ve got a system and a game for everyone
But he’s got many games, too many here for naming
That man he’s been dropping hits since 1981
So make sure when you go out in the gaming market
You're not helping all the haters to take these games away
Change your choice into games and then change those games into fun
And maybe our children's grandchildren
And their great grandchildren will play!
We’ll be playing you
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly—playing you
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die—playing you
Until Nintendo gives their games away for free—playing you
Until we mess with other franchises, let’s see…--Be playing you
Until Assassin’s Creed takes place in East L.A.- playing you
Until we see ‘My Little Pony’ G.T.A.**—Playing you
Until there’s Final Fantasy, part thirty four--playing you
Until the day where they mix Nerf with ‘Gears of War’--playing you
Until Dick Cheney is a choice in Left 4 Dead—be playing you
Until all music scores are done by ‘Right Said Fred’--playing you
Until the day that Master Chief says ‘Call me Lou’--playing you
Until the day we’re finally playing Starcraft II--
Yes, we’ll be playing you!
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly
We’ll be playing you!
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die
And I've got to say always
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed ~~AL~~~WA~~~AYS
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed -Um AL~~WA~~AYS
Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay -AL~~~~WA~~AYS
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay -AL~~WA~~~AA~~~~~
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl -AA~~~~AA~~AA~~~AYS
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves -AL~~~WA~~~A~~~AA
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself -~~AA~~~AA~~~AA~~~AYS
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’-AL~~~WAYS
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed
Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms
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