I got no money in my pocket, just a half-eaten chocolate bar
I got myself some parking tickets, and I don't even drive a car
Some thug just mugged me for my shoes, where everyone can see
Ain't it strange how they care about everyone but me-me-me....

Evil, evil, evil is the way I'll turn
Evil, evil, evil down in Hell I'll burn
Evil, evil, evil or just kind of stern
Evil, evil - maybe then they'll learn

I'll drop a spider on a woman, I'll sick a snake onto a man
I'm gonna go and start a riot, just because I know I can
Good moral values are so hard, to keep and then maintain
Spent years helping people now I'm gonna cause them pain-pain-pain...

Evil, evil, evil is the side I'm on
Evil, evil, evil is the way I've gone
Evil, evil, evil like the devil's son
Evil, evil - I'm not the chosen one
(Muahahahahaha!)

You call me a big baby, I'll only tell you this
That there's a world out there for me, to rule with an iron fist
Earn what I want or take it, you know what I'd rather choose
I'm gonna just ignore your cries that "The bad guys always lose"

An evil overlady, almost as bad as your breath
You know that really hurt my feelings, when you all left me to my death oh!
Minions are better than friends, cause they don't answer back
I think this way, because no-one ever, cut me some slack-slack-slack-slack-slack

Ow, evil, evil, evil gonna steal your crown (Mwa-ha-ha)
Evil (Rawr!), evil, evil like a circus clown (Hee-hee!)
Evil, evil, my nose is no longer brown
Evil, evil - it's how it's going down

Call me crazy, but the world out there is mine and I won't share.
Try and make, my empire
fall down.