Song Parodies -> "Dumb, Fail Away"

Original Song Title:

"Come, Sail Away"

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Original Performer:

"Dumb, Fail Away"

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The Lyrics

Hopefully, this will help Cartman......

I'm failing away
Flunking every course, well below a "C"
Football, I'm the captain, so I'm ignored
Sit in class tomorrow, it's such a bore
I won't try, no way, I'm on the team

I look to the field
I'm setting on a life, academic free
Be happy, not sad
I think about what coach said that drugs are bad
We live for the next big game or the glory goes
Don't plan on missing out on a trophy gold
And we'll try the best we can despite the "F"s

A gathering of dim bulbs appeared above my skull
They told me to go work out, to be big like a bull
And I'll just fail away
Just fail away
Just fail away in school
Just fail away, just fail away
Just fail away in school

A gathering of agents helped me live my dream
They climbed into their limos and I went to join a team
And I'll just fail away
Just fail away
Just fail away in class
Just fail away, just fail away
Just fail away in class

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