-> "Bum On The Street"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Collar Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bum On The Street"
Parody Written by:
Alandrian
The Lyrics
Get rid of my job, take all of my money
Don't want to be bossed around
I'm just a poor shelf-stocker in some dollar store
My god, I'm hardly alive
Owner and manager, and my co-workers
They're just as dead as I am
But I've lost my patience, and I've become sick
I'm not an automation
I'll take those
Cold nights
Out in an alley
Eating garbage from a dumpster
If it takes
All that
To avoid slavery
I'd rather be a bum on the street
Make me a task that I will not do
And then fire me for it
This is my last time in the dollar store's aisles
So like it or not
I'll take those
Cold nights
Out in an alley
Sleeping with my back on the ground
If it takes
All that
To avoid slavery
I'd rather be a bum on the street
Keeping my mind on a better life
When my freedom is only a heartbeat away
Homelessness, can it be all I heard it was?
I walk outside and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those
Cold nights
Out in an alley
Sleeping with my back on the ground
If it takes
All that
To avoid slavery
I'd rather be a bum on the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt
You might understand
I'll take those
Cold nights
Out in an alley
Eating garbage from a dumpster
If it takes
All that
To avoid slavery
I'd rather be a bum on the
I'd rather be a bum on the
I'd rather be a bum on the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt
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