Snape brews potions and he's kinda strange
See his wicked sneer
He's always scowling and giving evil eyes
He's tough, Misdeeds are clear

But what he's hiding will shock you
He was in love with Harry's mum
He might seem creepy and a pain in the ass
Not Death Eater scum

You know he is Snape
Whenever things get eerie, Harry calls his bluff
Since he acts so gruff
You know he is Snape
He's Voldemort's servant but it's make-believe
Up his sleeve is the truth
Snape is a sleuth

You know he is Snape
Demeanor's not cheery instead he is Goth
Wearing all black cloth
You know he is Snape
He's Dark Arts determined, Stuck to gillyweed
Forced to teach Potion's class
Snape will soon snap

Snape is grieving
Cause he killed Dumbledore
It's all planned, He's not vile
Once blamed for stealing the stone cause he's a threat
It turns out it was Quirrell

You'll see him sulking full of gloom
He's got the Dark Mark as a tattoo
He's kinda creepy but he's not all that bad
He's just a twisted dude
Snape might seem rude
Snape is so shrewd

Oooooh, Snape...