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Song Parodies -> "Blue Collar Mam"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collar Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Collar Mam"

Parody Written by:

Wildcard

The Lyrics

Lets see if I'll make a little more money this time.
Give me the job please be sincere to me
Maybe a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul all my parents gone and died
Thank God I don't have such hives

Pneumon er whatever bye life of my friends, you see such a big disgrace
And I've no more flounder and gone is dog Bill,
smashed by a carriage first face

I'll treat your strong knights, noticeably laud
Treating them right all your people

I'll give you all that and be just to you mam
Well I wanna be your blue collar mam

Take what you offer that I cant refuse
I'll be respectable mam
This is my last chance in the survive well meant line
Oh like not to rot, I'll treat your

Strong knights, noticeably laud
Doing my act for them all
I'll give you all that and be just to you mam
Well I wanna be your blue collar mam

Seeking to find me a better life
Some happiness to keep my heart beating I pray
Pair of dice, can they be both what I said they were
I roll the dice and lookie one's already bare

I'll treat your strong knights, noticeably laud
Doing my act for them all
All that and be just to you mam
Well I wanna be your blue collar mam

You must understand

I'll treat your strong knights, noticeably laud
Treating them right all your people
I'll give you all that and be just to you mam
Well I vow to be your blue collar, Gotta be your blue collar
Wanna be your blue collar mam

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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Wildcard - February 14, 2023 - Report this comment
Only one vote, I guess people around here don't like rock. Well I made some money from this song back then and went to what wewould now call a grocery store. Then I baked the food so it would be all ready for me to eat.

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