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Song Parodies -> "Dodge Ram Van"
Original Song Title:
"Wig Wam Bam"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sweet
Parody Song Title:
"Dodge Ram Van"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
We have a new car.
So it happened that we needed new car
Perhaps Ford or Gee Em - or Mopar ?
Wheels to get us both near and far
Looking at the dealers and the Internet
Till we found a car we'd like to get
[...and it was to be]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space with American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van
So we needed a car with tailhook
To tow our boat and which good would look
With space inside to sleep and cook -
Gonna drive this land across to east and west
we thought a van would be the choice best -
[...it was to be]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space and American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
So my darling, now turn the key
Hear the purring of the engine and off we'll be
Hit the highway and we'll head for sea -
Gonna go to islands, gonna have some fun
Gonna enjoy sea and sun -
[...and we'll get there by]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space and American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van!
Perhaps Ford or Gee Em - or Mopar ?
Wheels to get us both near and far
Looking at the dealers and the Internet
Till we found a car we'd like to get
[...and it was to be]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space with American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van
So we needed a car with tailhook
To tow our boat and which good would look
With space inside to sleep and cook -
Gonna drive this land across to east and west
we thought a van would be the choice best -
[...it was to be]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space and American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
Dodge Ram Van, sham-a-lam
So my darling, now turn the key
Hear the purring of the engine and off we'll be
Hit the highway and we'll head for sea -
Gonna go to islands, gonna have some fun
Gonna enjoy sea and sun -
[...and we'll get there by]
Dodge Ram Van, that's the car for my man
Dodge Ram Van, wanna drive it as I can
Dodge Ram Van, with five liters' Vee Eight
Enough cargo space and American the taste -
I wanna drive that Dodge Ram Van!
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DKTOS...but it's a clever title twist..a fun read..
Exactly what AFW said.
Lord help me, I HATED Ram vans.
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