Are you ready, Luigi? Aha.
Bowser? Yeah! Mario? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Linin' up the bob-ombs 12-by-12, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
Getting the stylus in the correct shape
Oh, I see a goomba at the back
As a matter of fact he is getting so dizzy
And a shroob in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the winning one

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, Mario was frightening
And the music wasn't soothing, and nothing was grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the goomba at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a bob omb blitz
And the shroob in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a bob omb blitz
Bob omb blitz, bob omb blitz, bob omb blitz
Bob omb blitz

I'm reaching out for stylus
Doing nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call the goombas
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the borp in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the jailgoon in the corner is mario's mourner
She could kill him with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And luigi started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

Refrain

Oh yeah, it was like lightning, Luigi was frightening
And the music wasn't soothing, and they never started grooving

Refrain

It's it's a bob omb blitz, it's it's a bob omb blitz
It's it's a bob omb blitz, yeah, it's a bob omb blitz