Bedroom, bathroom
Little Willy Willy just won't sprout, and it's stressin' me out
Teeny, weeny
Willy looks so silly like a one-inch stumpy stunted snout

Way past one, and I'm all alone
With a little willy here there's no girls to bone
Go now, grow now, grow now now

But little Willy Willy won't grow, no!
No I can't make Willy big, Willy won't grow
Try taking lots of Enzyte but, oh no
Little Willy Willy just won't grow

Short thing, small thing
Little Willy, Willy, like bonsai, can you tell I'm a guy?
Prick-y, stick-y
Willy looks so silly and he can't reach out of my fly

Sally couldn't find Willy down there at all
'Cause hide, Willy hide, 'tween two raisin-like balls
Go now, grow now, grow now now

But little Willy Willy won't grow, no!
Though I try to make Willy big, Willy won't grow
Tried taking some ExtenZe but, oh no
Little Willy Willy just won't grow

No little Willy Willy won't grow, no!
No I can't make Willy big, Willy won't grow
Tried jelqing, pumping, clamping but, oh no
Little Willy Willy just won't grow