-> "Impeachment Schiff"
Original Song Title:
"Ballroom Blitz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Impeachment Schiff"
The Lyrics
Impeachment Schiff
(Sung to 'Ballroom Blitz' - Sweet)
You there Nadler?
*wet fart sound*
Pelosi?
ooO*hic*Ooo
The Squad?
"Der???"
Alright dysgenes, let's go!
This started back in '16
When Trump pulled off a victory, aha
And now the Dems are so mad...
They thought that we'd elect Hillary....
Donald Trump keeps winning
and he won't stop grinning; hell, he works for free!
He's worth a lot of money and no liberal thinks that's funny
As they murder law by decree!
The pundits were prating!
While Hollywood was hating!
As the Democrats were sinking!
Pelosi kept drinking!
Glug, glug, glug, glug. glug...
With pipes full of crack
The Dems went on attack and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
More info than you wanna
They have legal marijuana it'll turn into Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Now that Trump's ascendant
Never Trumpers now sing a new tune. uh huh
But that still counts for nothing
It has yet to be this afternoon, uh huh
Now the orange man is bad
because he consorted with Vlad and they hope his race is run!
They say Trump abused his power!
says the Congress in their towers of ivory? That's a real good one!
Oh yeah, they posed like eagles!
While welcoming illegals!
A Squad aneurysm!
Supported Socialism!
Da, da, da, da, da...
And the meth in the syringe
made the electorate cringe and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
As Nancy's face cracked
They knew this was all wack it'll turn into Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
(Impeachment Schiff)
Oh yeah,The House was ascendant!
Nancy pens were resplendent!
But they surely were joking
Look at what they're smoking!
Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff...
And Nadler did a dance
in his neck high pants and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
McConnell bought a spine
Said the House is out of line and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Ooh, it's, it's Impeachment Schiff
It's, it's Impeachment Schiff
It's, it's Impeachment Schiff
Yeah, it's Impeachment Schiff
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