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Song Parodies -> "Allison"
Original Song Title:
"Delta Dawn"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tanya Tucker
Parody Song Title:
"Allison"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
Former Smallville star Allison Mack went on Twitter and tried to recruit Emma Watson and Kelly Clarkson to join a sex cult. Now she faces jail time for her role in the cult, which included branding members with her and the leader’s initials.
CHORUS:
Allison, now they’ve caught you on the run
‘Cause you helped a creepy guy who wanted slaves
And did I hear you say you’re recruiting for him today
Those thin and younger women that he craves
She’s thirty-five and the guy is two decades older
She started sweet and warm but things turned colder
‘Cause she joined a messed-up cult founded by a messed-up guy
And branded captive women near the thigh
In her TV shows, she was known as Chloe S.
Superman’s best friend, I bet no one could guess
That one day she’d throw away her life like this
Watch reruns now? See Chloe...boo and hiss!
CHORUS (4X)
Allison, now they’ve caught you on the run
‘Cause you helped a creepy guy who wanted slaves
And did I hear you say you’re recruiting for him today
Those thin and younger women that he craves
She’s thirty-five and the guy is two decades older
She started sweet and warm but things turned colder
‘Cause she joined a messed-up cult founded by a messed-up guy
And branded captive women near the thigh
In her TV shows, she was known as Chloe S.
Superman’s best friend, I bet no one could guess
That one day she’d throw away her life like this
Watch reruns now? See Chloe...boo and hiss!
CHORUS (4X)
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