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Song Parodies -> "You're Not A Woman"
Original Song Title:
"More Than A Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tavares
Parody Song Title:
"You're Not A Woman"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
Too much booze & drugs can cloud the mind when it needs to be razor sharp!
Used to see you every night
But never in the light of day
I never really looked before
I guess I should have walked away
All at once you changed my life
You ruined everything I do
I'm going crazy every night
I tell myself it can't be true
While in my arms I thought you felt so right
Too much to drink made me a mess
And if my friends find out I think I would die
Oh tell me that I'm only dreaming, say it isn't true
I just can't believe that I woke up in bed with you
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
I was feeling sad and blue
Thinking what I did with you and now
I just can't face myself
I'm so confused 'bout what I felt
Disguisted's how I feel right now
Thinking 'bout that evening
And I hope that in the coming years
I'll never see your face again
I can't believe the way you live a lie
I can't believe the things you do
And if I see your face I think I will die
Oh, say you'll never tell my family, we can make a deal
I can give you money just to make sure you don't squeal
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
But never in the light of day
I never really looked before
I guess I should have walked away
All at once you changed my life
You ruined everything I do
I'm going crazy every night
I tell myself it can't be true
While in my arms I thought you felt so right
Too much to drink made me a mess
And if my friends find out I think I would die
Oh tell me that I'm only dreaming, say it isn't true
I just can't believe that I woke up in bed with you
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
I was feeling sad and blue
Thinking what I did with you and now
I just can't face myself
I'm so confused 'bout what I felt
Disguisted's how I feel right now
Thinking 'bout that evening
And I hope that in the coming years
I'll never see your face again
I can't believe the way you live a lie
I can't believe the things you do
And if I see your face I think I will die
Oh, say you'll never tell my family, we can make a deal
I can give you money just to make sure you don't squeal
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
You're not a woman
You're just a crack-head Tranny
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