-> "Michael Jackson likes em Young"
Original Song Title:
"Seasons in the Sun"
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Jackson likes em Young"
The Lyrics
Goodbye to you, molested friend
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we drank wine which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased
Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers he can buy
Whacked out multi-millionaire
Dangled babies in the air,
Paparazzi was right there
(chorus)
With young boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes em young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell
He looks void and quite stunned
And his skin burns in the sun
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
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Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why he had him wearing hoods,
Nickednamed after textile goods
Now they'll ever set him free
Neverland a distant memory
All possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how he'll get along
(chorus)
He's avoiding the sun
With a rare skin condition
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the jury is primed -
To lock him up for a long time
He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell.
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