-> "Jackson Likes The Young"
Original Song Title:
"Seasons In The Sun"
Parody Song Title:
"Jackson Likes The Young"
The Lyrics
Goodbye to you, molested friend
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we took pills which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased
Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers I can buy
Whacked out multimillionaire
Dangled baby in the air,
Paparazzi was right there
He had boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes the young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell
He's avoiding the sun
Has a rare skin con-di-tion
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why I had you wearing hoods,
Named you after textile goods
Someday again I will be free
Neverland a distant memory
All my possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how I'll get along
He's avoiding the sun
Has a rare skin con-di-tion
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the courts are now primed to
lock him up for a long time
He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell...
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