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Song Parodies -> "When Blood Dries."
Original Song Title:
"When Doves Cry"
Original Performer:
The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As Prince
Parody Song Title:
"When Blood Dries."
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
hey oj.. if it don't fit, you still a piece of Sh*t
dig if you will, this picture.
of O.J as he did all this
the wet of their blood covers him
so tell Chris Darden,
how did you screw up this??
dream if you can a courtyard
rockingham full of gloom
killers strike furious blows, and..
they feel the heat
the heat on O.J's all true
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
slashed right across her stomach
guts all slip out from inside
you've got the legal team all tied up
dna leaves trace of you
even when blood dries
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
improv.. to end...
of O.J as he did all this
the wet of their blood covers him
so tell Chris Darden,
how did you screw up this??
dream if you can a courtyard
rockingham full of gloom
killers strike furious blows, and..
they feel the heat
the heat on O.J's all true
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
slashed right across her stomach
guts all slip out from inside
you've got the legal team all tied up
dna leaves trace of you
even when blood dries
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
how could you just leave them bleeding,
that's evil and just so cold ( so cold)
justice was right in demanding
maybe you're just like a killer... too cold
you killed off your kids mother,
she and a young man did..
found a small glove, not the other..
leather gloves will go tight, when blood dries
improv.. to end...
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...scuse me sir ... Should be 80s not 70s.
I could have done without your introductory comment. Also, the content is just not funny (IMHO), so I had to give you a 1 in the "How Funny" department.
"The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As Prince..." loved that.
OMG!! Of all the soopid things to be said (i spelled it like that so you could understand), The Artist Formally Known As The Idiot Known As Prince??!!!? WTF! Prince is actually very smart! you know you get wiser with age, and he is 50 so i hope that you get a headache from your own brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity!!! I will put the link for this song on prince.org and just wait, u will get some hate mail then be-yotch!!
Sir Malcolm, the whole deed was just so gruesome; and you managed to capture this with your choice of the ~OS~.
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