Song Parodies -> "Come on Heather"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Come on Heather"

Parody Written by:

phillipdenton48@icloud.com

The Lyrics

I remember over the years how McCartney absolutely detested Yoko Ono so I thought I'd voice a few lines in his direction about his relationship (not with his - "The lovely Linda"- Let's face it he's the one who married Heather Mills. Oh dear Sticks and stones etc

She fears no tabloid she got Northerners backbone
She got evil vices she say men are mices
She got problem- plain to see
Yeah hold her in your arms if you want amputee
She rough and ready she from humble
background
She got sticky finger she wrap you
around it
She not a lady, plain to see
Yeah hold her in your arms again and
feel her squeeze
Come on Heather, come now over me
She marry Macca for his mega-wallet
She got golden Pull-chain hanging from
her toilet
Don't shave her leg below one knee
Ev'ry time she look down there is nothing
to see
Come on Heather right now over me
Right
Come, oh, come, come, come
She super groupie aka gold digger
She charge by the hour for her hou' glass
figure
She's as cold as I've below deep freeze
She put one leg over your shoulder if you
please
Come on Heather come now over me
Oh
Come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather
Yeah, oh
Come on Heather
Yeah come on Heather

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