For over a century the NCAA has disallowed their student athletes to accept pay or other extra benefits while competing at their member schools in any sport. Those found to be breaking the rules have had to forfeit or in more recent times, vacate their results. The NCAA rules have come under fire as being hypocritical, seeing as the association, along with many coaches and their TV partners (among others), make tons of money off of college sports, especially football and basketball - but the student-athletes are not allowed to see any money until they get into the pros, and that's even if they make it into the pros. It has gotten to the point where for the first time ever, a major scandal has resulted in a school vacating a men's Division I basketball title - Louisville, who had to vacate their 2013 title, amidst an FBI probe into the entire sport of college basketball. Where will it end? The only way it will end correctly is if the NCAA starts paying its student-athletes. I wouldn't have written this parody if I did not feel so strongly about this.