Song Parodies -> "Brazil"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"Brazil"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Who knows how long I'll stay here
With drug felony fear
Here I avoid 5 to 13
'Cause I'm hiding in Brazil.

For if they ever catch me
I'll never be the same
Lock me up with horny cellmates
Playing 'drop the towel' game.

Gonna be on the lam forever
Hiding by poppy trees
Fill my addiction, get a suntan
Maybe learn Portugeuse.

And when police break my door
I'll be high as a kite
Drag me away to the border
As I yell and cause disorder
I will bid a lovely farewell to
The place known as Brazil
Brazil
(humming)

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Phil Alexander - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Super: a great idea, well executed - just one snag: I know it's a good rhyme for "Portuguese", but *poppy trees*?

Steve K. - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Just watch out for old Nazis hiding out in the jungle down there.

Agrimorfee - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

You did a lot with such a short song...and it fits the style of the song nicely. Good stuff.

thayer - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

I took some poetic license with 'poppy trees,' but I wanted it to be something drug-related and rhyme with portugeuse. It's not too much of a stretch, anyway, so I let it slide. Thanks for the praise, btw.

Rex - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Don't worry, thayer -- people laugh at my spaghetti trees too. Enjoyed this.

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