Song Parodies -> "Ectomy"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Ectomy"

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The Lyrics

Continuing the 'scarody' series...

When he finds a part of bod in trouble
Doctor Frankie has the key
Slicing off the bad ones
Ectomy

So in my hour, I called him
Saying, “Gotta ache inside of me.”
Severed spleen and then some
Ectomy

Ectomy
Ectomy
Said to me
“Ectomy.
This’ll be a quick job.
Ectomy.”

And when my leg was throbbin’
Simple slicing was the remedy
Now won’t be a dancer
Ectomy

I said my arms were tired
With a skill, apart they came from me
Seems his only answer
Ectomy

For a fee
Ectomy
For a fee
Ectomy
Chop was simple answer
Ectomy

Now I see
None of me
Now I see
None of me
Serial detacher
Ectomy

This is me
Amputee,
This is me
Amputee
Doctor’s words of wisdom
Ectomy

And on a night so stormy
There was flash of light, and I did see
Guy with large electrodes
Near to me

His forehead quite profound, protruded
Bolts and wires came from he
Saw a leg familiar
Part of me

Part of me
Part of me
Part of me
Part of me
He could be a dancer
Part of me

Ectomy
Ectomy
Ectomy
Yeah, ectomy
Doctor’s words of wisdom
Ectomy.

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AFW - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment

I would hope this is not like in vas-ectomy...cuz' that's scary alright

WarrenB - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment

Since -ectomy is the surgical removal of something from the body, I kind of left that open to the imagination of the reader :-).

Meriadoc - November 03, 2012 - Report this comment

I quite liked this little vivisectional ditty!

WarrenB - November 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Meriadoc. I really enjoy writing slice of life parodies.

Lifeliver - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Clever match-up. I like the terseness and masterful wordectomy of unnecessary verbage, but like your limbs, it seems to have been reassembled for the POTUS race.

WarrenB - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Lifeliver. Never thought of it that way, but it does seem an apt metaphor for a candidate.

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