-> "Stayin' Alive"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Stayin' Alive"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Stayin' Alive"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			well you can tell by the sound of my muffled talk 
i'm a special kid, i really rock 
cry out loud, nerves are worn 
i've been kicked around since i was born 
but now its all right, its OK 
i am used to life this way 
i do not try to understand 
god must have some special plan 
and if i had my druthers, i'd rather be unsmothered 
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
feel my neck a breakin', because i have been shaken 
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive 
well now i get low each time i die 
and if i can avoid it, i really try 
got the wings of heaven in my shoes 
i'm a damaged kid who has paid his dues 
but now its all right, its OK 
i'll live to see another day 
why am i the chosen man? 
why not cartman, kyle or stan? 
if i've been dismembered, or beat in fits of temper 
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
everyone is shaken, my parents' hearts are breakin' 
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive 
well you can tell by the tone of my vulgar talk 
i've really earned my right to squawk 
disemboweled, flesh is torn 
i've been kicked around, and then reborn 
but now its all right, its OK 
i'll come back again some day 
until i do, please understand 
just tryin' to the do the best i can 
when i lie there squirmin',and eaten by some vermin 
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
you may think i'm dozin', i'm really decomposin' 
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive 
ouch ouch ouch ouch , stayin' alive 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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