-> "Gut You Inside And Out (the Hannibal Lecter Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Love You Inside And Out"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gut You Inside And Out (the Hannibal Lecter Song)"
The Lyrics
maybe you can't figure it out
your kidneys taste like honey
insides make my heart rise
oh oh when I'm gutting out you
slicing and repeating
as the pain grows inside you
so much blood it's pouring out like rain
I love intestines, yes they're driving me insane
and they're hanging on
uh oh, I win, I'm cutting right in
your blood is like a shower
too many guttings in one lifetime
ain't good for you
I sing of such derision in the night
someone there I'll hide behind you
now your world ain't gonne be alright
I'm doctor Lecter,
I'm the man who'll gut you,
inside and out,
intestines forward with entrails hanging out
there ain't no other way
what am I gonna do
it's my life's desire
wrap your guts up and put them back in again
so many guttings in one lifetime
ain't good for me
I figure it's blood that keeps me goin'
let this gutting take forever
and the blood runs wet and warm
I'm doctor Lecter,
I'm the man who'll gut you,
inside and out,
intestines forward with entrails hanging out
there ain't no other way
what am I gonna do
it's my life's desire
your lungs and muscles are all over
it must seem absurd,
but I can't see your spine
no man could hurt you more
and that's what I'm tryin for
I can change the way you look inside
you're the reason for my joy, not my sorrow
rip out your liver, fava beans, wine tomorrow
no man on earth
can stand between that meal and I
eat your guts with fine chianti
because I'm such a nasty guy
I'm doctor Lecter,
I'm the man who'll gut you,
inside and out,
intestines forward with entrails hanging out
there ain't no other way
what am I gonna do
it's my life's desire
inside and out,
intestines forward with entrails hanging out
there ain't no other way
what am I gonna do
it's my life's desire
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