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Song Parodies -> "Stayin' Undead"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin' Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Stayin' Undead"
Parody Written by:
Lorna Moyle
The Lyrics
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a vampire man, got time to stalk,
Music loud and coffin warm,
It’s been two hundred years since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get blood I really try.
Got the fangs of heaven on my shoes,
I'm a biting man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll never see a sunny day.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking,
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a Vampire man, got time to stalk.
Music loud and coffin warm.
It’s been two hundred years since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking,
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead.
I’m a vampire man, got time to stalk,
Music loud and coffin warm,
It’s been two hundred years since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get blood I really try.
Got the fangs of heaven on my shoes,
I'm a biting man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll never see a sunny day.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking,
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a Vampire man, got time to stalk.
Music loud and coffin warm.
It’s been two hundred years since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand,
The vampire bites' effect on man.
Whether you're a Mummy,
Or whether you're a Zombie,
You're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Feel the people quaking,
And ev'rybody shaking,
And we're stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
Stayin' undead.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' undead.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me.
No one can steak me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere.
No one can steak me, yeah.
Stayin' undead.
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Great job! Perhaps this is why the original song and all Bee Gee music just won't go away! ;D
What OMR said.
:-) Excellent stuff (though I could be a trifle pedantic and point out a minor mis-steak? Unless, of course, you're after a t-bone through the heart)
Lol, yes I realised my mis-stake after I submitted XD
Yep, there's nothing like hitting the "Submit" button to make one spot something.. done it enough times myself :-)
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