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Well, you can tell you're in Quahog, Rhode Island
There's a big fat man, named Peter G.,
Crazy nut, retarded dad,
Got a wife by the name of Lois,

He's got 3 kids, one is dumb,
The other one's just plain evil,
The girl named Meg, she is left,
All alone like a fat geek,

(CHORUS)
Whether you're in Stoolbend, or whether you're in Springfield,
watch Family Guy, Family Guy
Brian's girlfriend's stupi-i-ider by the minute,
On the Family Guy, Family Guy

Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Family Guy, Family Guy,
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Family Guy
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Well, Glenn Quagmire is an airplane pilot,
Who got fired and then re- hired,
Says "Giggity Giggity goo" around all the girls,
all day long,
And he likes it, it's all cool,
Chillin' out in the cockpit,
He's gone nuts,
Over that girl, back there a-a-at luggage,

(CHORUS)

Ya better watch it,
Weeknights at eleven,
On the Ad-ult Swim.
Ya better watch it,
on the Fox network.
It's Family Guy!

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(CHORUS)

Ya better watch it,
Weeknights at eleven,
On the Ad-ult Swim.
Ya better watch it,
on the Fox network.
It's Family Guy!

(repeat last verse until fade out)