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Song Parodies -> "Stay Un-Alive"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin' Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Stay Un-Alive"
Parody Written by:
Sue Donym
The Lyrics
(Variation on a theme by the Bee Gees (Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb) as performed by the Bee Gees - "Stayin' Alive" 1977 )
Oh, you can tell by the way we stumble walk,
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
Oh , walkers walk.
We'll get you down low , or get you high,
Splatter your brains and blood - on our shoes.
We are brain eatin' zombies you can't lose.
We'll eat your head , we'll eat it raw .
Bio-Warfare - and - Big Pharma's
Doctors tried to understand
Zombie virus effect on man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
AWWW!
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
Stay Un-Alive.
Oh, you can tell by the way we stumble walk,
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
Awww!
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
I'll Stay Un-Alive.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
We'll Stay Un-Alive.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help you.
Zombies'll eat you , too.
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
Oh , walkers walk.
We'll get you down low , or get you high,
Splatter your brains and blood - on our shoes.
We are brain eatin' zombies you can't lose.
We'll eat your head , we'll eat it raw .
Bio-Warfare - and - Big Pharma's
Doctors tried to understand
Zombie virus effect on man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
AWWW!
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
Stay Un-Alive.
Oh, you can tell by the way we stumble walk,
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.
Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.
Awww!
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
I'll Stay Un-Alive.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
We'll Stay Un-Alive.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help you.
Zombies'll eat you , too.
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Cut-and-Paste caused a loss of 2nd line in 3rd major stanza/paragraph - Add: "Swallow your soul and let out - a Zombie Cry! "
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