Song Parodies -> "Vague booking"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Vague booking"

Parody Written by:

Steve Requin

The Lyrics

If the Bee Gees knew about Facebook back then, that song might have sounded like this instead.

It's just your vague booking
You're telling us what? Yeah!
Vague booking
You’re withholding facts
Vague booking
So misunderstood, yeah
Vague booking
That’s really no good

“Well, that sucks!”
“I should have known!”
What do you mean exactly?
Your status
Are so cryptic
You're gonna drive us all crazy

With all your Vague booking
You're telling us what? Yeah!
You’re boring
I really hate that
Will you stop
Polluting my newsfeed
It's just your Vague booking
That makes my eyes bleed

“FML”
“I’m not surprised!”
“People are so cruel.”
“Don’t look back!”
“F-you and your lies!”
Passive aggressive!
Who you’re tryin’ to fool
With all your

Vague booking
You're telling me naught, yeah
Vague booking
You driving me nuts
Vague booking
So misunderstood, yeah
Vague booking
You just ain't no good

Thrash talkin'
Is all very fine, but
Vague booking
Is a serious crime
And if there's somebody
You wanna say things to
Instead of Vague booking
Keep it between you

Vague booking
Is nothing but crap, yeah
We’re hoping
Someday you’ll get that
Nobody
Can get what you say
It's just your Vague booking
That gets in the way

Thrash talkin'
Is all very fine, but
Vague booking
Is a serious crime
And if there's somebody
You wanna say things to
Instead of Vague booking
Keep it between you, yeah yeah

Oh Vague booking
Vague booking
Oh Vague booking

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