Well you can tell by the way
I wear my clothes
I'm American, I guess it shows
I went round to Burger King
To eat quick and found
An awful thing

I want my French fries, where are they?
There just are Freedom Fries today
It's not slight, it is immense
This new world fight's effect on sense

It's not patriotic
It's just plain idiotic
Renamin' the fries, namin' the fries
I recall the tension
When Freedom Fries are mentioned
We're renamin' the fries, namin' the fries
Why why why why, namin' the fries, naming the fries
Why, why, why, why namin' the fries

We act, like the French, want us to die
In fact they are not even, on any side
If you're with us or the enemy
Then we're looking at what is World War Three

And now it's not right, what is next?
Will French toast be called freedom bread?
It's not slight, it is immense
This new world fight's effect on sense

It's not patriotic
It's just plain idiotic
Renamin' the fries, namin' the fries
I recall the tension
When Freedom Fries are mentioned
We're renamin' the fries, namin' the fries
Why why why why, namin' the fries, namin' the fries
Why, why, why, why namin' the fries

I want to know that, I can call French Fries
Their proper name again
I want to call them
Their proper name again, yeah
namin' the fries...