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Song Parodies -> "Klingons"
Original Song Title:
"Keep On"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Brady Bunch
Parody Song Title:
"Klingons"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Flying through the cosmos in the USS Enterprise
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
It's a powerful feeling
We're the baddest battleship in the skies
The warp is drivin'
Phaser banks are thrivin'
I pity any bad guys
Don't know we're arrivin'
As we're streakin' through the cosmos in the USS Enterprise
We're huntin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Chasin' 'em all around
We're huntin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Till they are found
We're gonna phase 'em, daze 'em, energize 'em
Gonna raze 'em, graze 'em, murdelize 'em
Klingons don't have a prayer when we hunt 'em down
You can hear 'em screamin' from twenty light years away
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
Photon torpedoes
Are givin' 'em a bad hair day
Dancin' with glee
Here in quadrant three
Blowin' up escape pods that try to flee
Swattin' 'em like flies in the USS Enterprise
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Blastin' 'em into shreds
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Till they're all dead
We're gonna rock 'em, sock 'em, neutralize 'em
Gonna mock 'em, knock 'em, fertilize 'em
Klingons all gonna wish that they'd stayed in bed
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
It's a shipload o' fun
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Fork 'em, they're done
We're gonna dash 'em, crash 'em, paralyze 'em
Gonna bash 'em, smash 'em, vaporize 'em
Klingons asses are grass, and they're on the run
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
It's a powerful feeling
We're the baddest battleship in the skies
The warp is drivin'
Phaser banks are thrivin'
I pity any bad guys
Don't know we're arrivin'
As we're streakin' through the cosmos in the USS Enterprise
We're huntin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Chasin' 'em all around
We're huntin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Till they are found
We're gonna phase 'em, daze 'em, energize 'em
Gonna raze 'em, graze 'em, murdelize 'em
Klingons don't have a prayer when we hunt 'em down
You can hear 'em screamin' from twenty light years away
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
Photon torpedoes
Are givin' 'em a bad hair day
Dancin' with glee
Here in quadrant three
Blowin' up escape pods that try to flee
Swattin' 'em like flies in the USS Enterprise
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Blastin' 'em into shreds
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Till they're all dead
We're gonna rock 'em, sock 'em, neutralize 'em
Gonna mock 'em, knock 'em, fertilize 'em
Klingons all gonna wish that they'd stayed in bed
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
It's a shipload o' fun
We're killin' Klingons, Klingons, Klingons
Fork 'em, they're done
We're gonna dash 'em, crash 'em, paralyze 'em
Gonna bash 'em, smash 'em, vaporize 'em
Klingons asses are grass, and they're on the run
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ok...i admit to watching the show.....but i never bought the albums...funny read anyway
Thanks! Have a sunshine day!
Well done Porfle, but V1L4 is wrong. NCC-1701 is a Federation vessel, not a battleship and it seldom flies in the skies but in space. I could nitpick on quadrant action, but what you wrote is good enough. BTW, as a Romulan fan, a D'deridex B-type Warbird would rip the Enterprise apart:
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/0/0c/D%27deridex_class.jpg
Thanks, Rob--it wouldn't be an official Star Trek parody if it didn't get nitpicked!
ST, SW, BSG, Firefly... they're all good. I'm not a Godzilla fan but loved Ultraman. I did a parody here on the Baltan Seijin based on "The Candy Man" and found no fans here!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/sammydavisjr22.shtml
Today is a good day to five.
Rob--good job on the Ultraman song although I don't know anything about the show. Rex--that is a warrior's comment!
Ultraman was like Godzilla except that the Japanese Science Patrol had to constantly fight space monsters of huge size and capabilities with help from a star guardian called Ultraman whose ship hit one of their's and kill Hayata (sp?). Anyway, Ultraman and them share the same body so whenever the monsters show up Hayate becomes Ultraman through use of a Beta-capsule. He fights with Specium energy and his biggest foe is the Baltan Seijin (Baltan Space Ninja). Of course, I had a crush on Akiko Fuji when I was a kid- first Asian girl and International- see below:
http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/b/bf/Baltan2.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/b/bf/Baltan2.jpg
Akiko Fuji in middle:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBuNz7Kv1jk/TLOan6zLx4I/AAAAAAAAA8M/RIdzWoE4W64/s1600/ScienceSpecialSearch1.jpg
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