-> "(This Doesn't Seem) Gross to You"
Original Song Title:
"(They Long to Be) Close to You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(This Doesn't Seem) Gross to You"
The Lyrics
You're a jerk, should be pretty clear
Ev'ry time you are near
You ask me "This doesn't seem
Gross to you?"
I try hard to ignore each time
There's dead flies in my eyes
With your plea "This doesn't seem
Gross to you?"
Can't just be because you're bored, takes time to put together
A big bucket full of bugs and sticky goo
I'm sick of the way they're shoved in my face, stop
Can't you tell that I'm not squicked, dude?
You should have worked it out by now (out by now)
It's the truth (it's the truth), cut it out (cut it out)
Don't ask me "This doesn't seem
Gross to you?"
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Hard to say it's getting old when this whole schtick was never
That fresh in the first place, I'm afraid it's true
Got a talent as a scavenger, just go
And put it to some proper use
All that I do is sigh and frown (sigh and frown)
Notice you (notice you) shake hard now (shake hard now)
Might ask thee "This doesn't seem
Gross to you?"
Seems to me (seems to me) that all this seems
Gross to you
Ooh-wa-ah-ah-ah-ah, gross to you
Ooh-wa-ah-ah-ah-ah, gross to you
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, gross to you
Ooh-wa-ah-ah-ah-ah, gross to you
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