Brandon made another gaffe today,
I’m stuck having to explain it all away.
Had a conference on hunger and repeatedly he’d blunder,
Called for Jackie who for months been six feet under.

Not just Doocy brought it up this time.
Every network’s got me covered up in slime.
And the reason for this gloom is the elephant in the room,
And I’m left to clean its crap without one broom!

I said it’s top of the mind- - that phrase is my creation
And the only only explanation I could find- -
He’s not losing his head communicating with the dead,
It’s just Jackie’s at the top of the mind.

Once Joe told a wheelchaired man to stand,
Now he’s graduated into stuff more grand.
It’s so easy to assume, just like Lazarus in the tomb,
He’ll just make the dead arise at his command!

Shaking hands with no one you can see,
Getting lost just looking for a place to pee,
And I’ve run out of excuses for these elderly abuses
And each gaffe is getting harder to unsee!

I said it’s top of the mind- - that phrase is my creation
And the only only explanation I could find- -
He’s not losing his head communicating with the dead,
It’s just Jackie’s at the top of the mind.

I said it’s top of the mind- - that phrase is my creation
And the only only explanation I could find- -
He’s not losing his head communicating with the dead,
It’s just Jackie’s at the top of the mind.