Got a Lot in My Shed

I've got a lot in my shed
Most of it's shoes
I've got a lot in my shed
Can't forget about booze

Locked brie away where the silly toys go
It's on top of the piles, don't you know?
Tore shed apart 'cause I've lost my soup bowl
Ten piles of letters with a few lawn trolls

I've got a lot in my shed
Most of it's shoes
I've got a lot in my shed
Can't forget about shrews

Swill, ants by the window and flamingos pink
Go through the potions and the cameo sink
Some dishes red, this old fish is blue
Why am I so attracted to shoes?

I've got a lot in my shed
Most of it's shoes
I've got a lot in my shed
Can't forget about stew

I've got a lot in my shed
I've got a lot in my shed
I've got a lot in my shed
Most of it's shoes

Well, tripped on the mallets, yay! Rakes, the racks, chairs
I know it's wood but wood doesn't fare
Bats in the shed, crash, boom it's a sty
How can I find shoes when there's shavings-- wood by, by?

I've got a lot in my shed
Most of it's shoes
I've got a lot on my shed
Can't forget about brews

I've got a lot in my shed
My shed, I've got a cot for my bed
My shed, I've got some pot In my shed
Most of it's new
My shed most of it's shoes
My shed most of shit's new
Most of shit's new

I can't afford to “out” shoes