Song Parodies -> "Lost in the Super Target"

Original Song Title:

"Lost in the Supermarket"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Lost in the Super Target"

Parody Written by:

Jennifer Martino

The Lyrics

I'm all lost in the Super Target
And I can't find my family
I came for everyday low prices
Just wanted to save some money

We went in but we never came out
I lost them by the pharmacy
I looked in aisle after aisle after aisle
After each, feeling more antsy

I tried to find the customer service desk
I followed the map to a tee
But the size of this place is really grotesque
Somehow ended up in camping

I'm all lost in the Super Target
And I can't find my family
I came for everyday low prices
Just wanted to save some money

After a while, I started to panick
Will I ever see my baby?
Felt a sinking feeling in my stomach
I knew what the answer would be

Giving up, I just tried to get out
Followed the exit signs perfectly
Going in circles. I CAN'T GET OUT!
If you're ever here, come visit me

I'm all lost in the Super Target
And I can't find my family
I came for everyday low prices
Just wanted to save some money

I'm in HERE!
by the cashier
I'm all lost

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