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Song Parodies -> "Jerusalem Calling"
Original Song Title:
"London Calling"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Jerusalem Calling"
Parody Written by:
Linus Weber
The Lyrics
"Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law. But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord." (1 Corinthians 15:50-58)
Jerusalem calling out of the city of David, which is Zion.
Now war is declared against Babylon
Jerusalem calling to the western world
Come out thy houses, thou boys and girls
Jerusalem calling, now don't be lead astray
The prophet Daniel said there's a falling away
Jerusalem calling, see we are in the last days
Satan's deception consists of many ways
The end times are coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Fig tree shall not blossom, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
Jerusalem calling to the Palestine zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
Jerusalem telling the wages of sin is death
So you better repent before your last breath
Jerusalem calling and I don't want to shout
But many false prophets are coming out
Jerusalem calling, be afraid of the NWO's high
Which is that one Illuminati eye
The Antichrist is coming, Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord
Nation goes against nation, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
The rapture is coming, the Archangel Michael said,
Jacob's Trouble stands before us, a time without love and full of hate
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
Now get this
Jerusalem calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what the Bible said? Well, all the prophesies were true!
Jerusalem calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, the Millenium Kingdom will give me a smile!
I never felt so much alike alike alike
Now war is declared against Babylon
Jerusalem calling to the western world
Come out thy houses, thou boys and girls
Jerusalem calling, now don't be lead astray
The prophet Daniel said there's a falling away
Jerusalem calling, see we are in the last days
Satan's deception consists of many ways
The end times are coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Fig tree shall not blossom, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
Jerusalem calling to the Palestine zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
Jerusalem telling the wages of sin is death
So you better repent before your last breath
Jerusalem calling and I don't want to shout
But many false prophets are coming out
Jerusalem calling, be afraid of the NWO's high
Which is that one Illuminati eye
The Antichrist is coming, Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord
Nation goes against nation, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
The rapture is coming, the Archangel Michael said,
Jacob's Trouble stands before us, a time without love and full of hate
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, and he, he will soon be here
Now get this
Jerusalem calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what the Bible said? Well, all the prophesies were true!
Jerusalem calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, the Millenium Kingdom will give me a smile!
I never felt so much alike alike alike
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