Thanks for the times that you've given me
But now I gotta let you know
We have really reached the end of our rainbow
'Cause you really have let yourself go

You're once, twice, three times a lady
Yeah, you're really fat
Yes, you're once, twice, three times a lady
Yes, it's so sad.... So sad....

When we were together I cherished the moments
When you were lighter, anyway
But now those days are over
Wish I wasn't sober
When I look at you now, babe

You're once, twice, three times a lady
Yeah, you are a tub, you weigh a ton