Show me those beaches you love to surf,
Show me such hot springs you like,
Show me such things that you must enjoy
And that give you your Vitamin F;
Tell me about all your leisure,
Now that Magic Mountain's retired you
From mascot duty, notwithstanding
Where people may have forgotten you....

CHORUS:
Ohhhh, how I love
those trolls....
Ohhhh, how I love
you trolls....
Ohhhh, and I think
of you trolls--ah, those trolls!

Though you've left the Santa Clarita,
I wonder if you run across
A few others of your kind here and there,
In your ventures of fun all this time;

(repeat CHORUS twice)

I ... know you're surfin'....
I ... know you're trekkin'....
Just to have some fun,
And keep in touch with other trolls;
I just hope you're still standing,
Having fun, and understanding
That there are some who still remember
Your Magic Mountain days....

(repeat CHORUS)