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Song Parodies -> "Cheeses are Just Alright"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus is Just Alright"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Doobie Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Cheeses are Just Alright"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Cheese Louise to this 1972 classic.
Cheeses are just alright with fruit,
Cheeses are just alright, alone.
Cheeses are just alright hors d'oeuvres.
Cheeses are mostly white.
I don’t care if cheddar’s green,
I don’t care if cheddar’s blue,
I don’t care if cheddar’s mean,
Cheeses are just alright, oh yeah.
Cheeses are just alright.
Cheeses are just alright served cold,
Cheeses are just alright served hot.
Cheeses are just alright with mold,
Cheeses are just alright.
I don’t care if cheese is sliced,
I don’t care if cheese is diced,
I don’t care what’s overpriced,
Cheeses are just alright, oh yeah.
Cheeses, binds me friend; cheeses till the end.
Some gouda than others, melting that smothers.
Cheeses, binds me friend.
Mozzarella is just all white to me,
Great on a pie with pepperoni,
And sausage Made in Italy,
Cheeses are just alright.
I don’t care for Limburger,
I don’t care for provolone
I don’t care for white cheddar,
Most cheeses are just alright, I guess.
Cheeses are just alright, alone.
Cheeses are just alright hors d'oeuvres.
Cheeses are mostly white.
I don’t care if cheddar’s green,
I don’t care if cheddar’s blue,
I don’t care if cheddar’s mean,
Cheeses are just alright, oh yeah.
Cheeses are just alright.
Cheeses are just alright served cold,
Cheeses are just alright served hot.
Cheeses are just alright with mold,
Cheeses are just alright.
I don’t care if cheese is sliced,
I don’t care if cheese is diced,
I don’t care what’s overpriced,
Cheeses are just alright, oh yeah.
Cheeses, binds me friend; cheeses till the end.
Some gouda than others, melting that smothers.
Cheeses, binds me friend.
Mozzarella is just all white to me,
Great on a pie with pepperoni,
And sausage Made in Italy,
Cheeses are just alright.
I don’t care for Limburger,
I don’t care for provolone
I don’t care for white cheddar,
Most cheeses are just alright, I guess.
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