chubby girls just seem to turn out surly
try to fit through doors and miss by miles
a fat ol' bag...her haunches, big and burly
she'll sit and feed her face for quite a while

eats all night...this big ol' broad's not bony
i guess heavy forms get so huge, by device
and she breaks her chair...she weighs more than a pony
she ain't got no man...outweighs them more than twice

so she sits down and pigs out every evening
her comfortable rear end is big and round
and she knows where she is gonna go out eatin'
she is headed for the dairy queen in town

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs

she's mushy in the arms...she's quite a sweater
she has not seen her feet in quite a while
she swears she eats that way, cause people let her
she gets her way and on her plate, there's piles

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs

she bulked up...and boy, she is a strong one
ignores the salad bar and hits the fries
a smorgasbord ?...its gonna be a long one
she takes a tray...the owner starts to cry

she wonders how it ever got this crazy
but food, she just enjoys..she starts to drool
her weight grew high and she just grew plain lazy
she's so far gone...she's got no diet rules

my oh my, she don't know how to change things
her figure looks like hell, its plain to see
ain' it funny, how, at dinner, she does strange things
like eating every scrap of groceries

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs
honey...you can't hide your giant thighs