On a LA interstate
Old car heater on full blast
Warm smell of Marijuna
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a motel 6
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway
I heard the crazy guy shout
And I was thinking to myself
Dude,this guy is whack
Then he switched on the light
And he showed to my room
I asked him how much it cost to stay
I thought I heard him say

Welcome to the
Motel Califronia
Such a smelly place
Such a dirty place
Plenty of room at the motel California
Any time of year
Any time of year
You can find it here
(Excluding Christmas and new year)

The man was mentally ****ed up
He's got a $200 burnt out Dumper truck
He's got a lot of ugly,smelly dogs
That he calls Jim,Tom,Dave and Bob
How they run around in the courtyard
Stinky summer sweat
Some dance to remember
no,wait,its a dance to forget
So I called up the Lackey
Please bring me my limes
He said
We havent got any limes here sir,not since 1999
And still those dogs,are barking from far,far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Ruff,woof,howl,bark,grrrr.........

Chewing gum on the ceiling
false teeth in a glass
And he said
Dont complain about the state of it here,
It only costs $6 dollars a night
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill that cockroach
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
But I was too drunk to remember,my way back
Relax said the old man,
You can check out whenever you like
But you must pay me $6