Song Parodies -> "Armpit California"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Armpit California"

Parody Written by:

Tiffanie Faith

The Lyrics

I-5 runs through the central valley of California. The central valley includes cities such as Fresno and Bakersfield and is known for smothering heat in the summer, and due to being a valley there is little air flow so air quality is very poor.

On a long major highway
Warm breeze in the air
Sticky perspiration
Matting down all my hair
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a brown looming haze
My eyes were burning, it was hard to breathe
I just needed to graze

There she stood in the doorway
She worked at Taco Bell
And I was thinking to myself
That I’d surely wound up in hell
Then she gave me my order
So I could go on my way
There were voices cross the parking lot
I thought I heard them say

“Welcome to the armpit California
Such a horrid place (such a horrid place)
Such a sweaty face
Nothing to do in the armpit California
Any time of year (any time of year)
It’s depressing here.”

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Lifeliver - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

It's perfect so far - pacing, concept, humor is all there. But it's a long song and you barely made it a third of the way. You're expected to parody the whole song. Maybe that's why you're not getting any feedback..

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