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Song Parodies -> "Chrystia Freeland"
Original Song Title:
"Witchy Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Chrystia Freeland"
Parody Written by:
G_RandomPerson
The Lyrics
Another parody on Canadian politics, for those of you who don't know, Chrystia Freeland is the Minister of Finance and Deputy Prime Minister in Canada.
Garbage spewing from her lips
With a sound that's so high pitch
Her spending is very high
With her federal budget, something's not right
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
She says if the cost is too high (Boo-ooo)
Cut Disney Plus, you'll be alright
Taxes are already through the roof (Boo-ooo)
So she can pay her tickets for going zoom, zoom, zoom
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah
If you ask her a hard question, do at your discretion
Because she might have you arrested
There is not much more to discuss, she don't care 'bout us
She is just a puppet of the W.E.F.
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
With a sound that's so high pitch
Her spending is very high
With her federal budget, something's not right
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
She says if the cost is too high (Boo-ooo)
Cut Disney Plus, you'll be alright
Taxes are already through the roof (Boo-ooo)
So she can pay her tickets for going zoom, zoom, zoom
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah (Boo-ooo)
Nah, no, nah, nah
If you ask her a hard question, do at your discretion
Because she might have you arrested
There is not much more to discuss, she don't care 'bout us
She is just a puppet of the W.E.F.
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
See how much she lies
Boo-ooo Chrystia Freeland
She will ruin all of our lives
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In comedy there is usually a phrase the power of 3. If you want to keep the Eagles streak going consider "Hotel Laurentian".
Or maybe something to the tune of "Desperado"
I think that only works from a blanket party perspective. Especially with lines like this: "The heat lamps break almost every time; But Guilbeault says there's no climate crime; Coming from a guy whose been in jaaaaaaaaaail!" I'm sure you can sneak the abortion issue on this also.
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