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Song Parodies -> "Hotel Mara Lago"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Hotel Mara Lago"

Parody Written by:

Julie Nesheim

The Lyrics

(Instrumentals)
On a dark Florida highway, they are almost there
Leaders of half the country, Driving south they don’t care
Up ahead in the future, they see an ominous plight
Trump persuades ballot judges that he can’t lose
It is a dangerous sight
There he stood in the doorway
They heard him wish them well
And they were thinking to themselves
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
they see a ghost of Jeffrey Epstein
And he showed them the place
where he fondled beauty contestants
Then they heard him say
"Welcome to the Hotel Mara Lago
Such an ugly place (such an ugly place)
(Such an ugly face)
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mara Lago
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find the weird "
His hair is falling-off twisted, with his lies he pretends, uh
he’s got a lot of Congressmen, that he calls friends
How they dance in his presence, and sometimes they fret
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
Said Elizabeth Cheney, "They do lack a spine
They fear his wrath, since he filed his first lawsuit in 1969”
And still their conscience is calling from far away
when they see the classified papers packed tight
And they hear him say
"Welcome to the Hotel Mara Lago
Such a ugly place (such an ugly place)
Such an ugly face
They’re livin' it up at the home of their head honcho
What an odd surprise (what an odd surprise)
no platform to devise
Their dishonor will linger, they’ll all pay the price
And they said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for a feast
They stab him with their GOP knives, but they just can't kill the beast
Last thing they remember, they were running for the door
They had to find the passage back to the place they were before
"Relax," said the Donald, "We are programmed to deceive”
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
(Instrumentals)

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Zen Adam B. - September 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Welcome Donald to the Hotel Rikers ;-p

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