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Song Parodies -> "Made-up Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Witchy Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Made-up Woman"
Parody Written by:
Smurf
The Lyrics
Had to add an extra verse to this one because there were so many make up related tpoics to cover...
Made-up Woman
Avon hair and Revlon lips
Grizzley-like red finger tips
Pencilled eyebrows all plucked out
She's a dolled up floosey with a phoney pout
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Trowelled on base coat, extra thick
False eye-lashes, glued to stick
Colored contacts, neon blue
Her hair and her nail colors, match her shoes
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
She wears a face cream in the night
Fighting wrinkles and U V light
Crazy curlers in her netted hair
And she drives her man to madness
With too much self care!
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Well it shows she's had a boob-job
Swear it on my loofah!
She's had lifts and tucks and suctioned thighs
And there's some rumours goin' round
Spider veins abound
And she hangs out at the clinic
'til her tans just right
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Avon hair and Revlon lips
Grizzley-like red finger tips
Pencilled eyebrows all plucked out
She's a dolled up floosey with a phoney pout
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Trowelled on base coat, extra thick
False eye-lashes, glued to stick
Colored contacts, neon blue
Her hair and her nail colors, match her shoes
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
She wears a face cream in the night
Fighting wrinkles and U V light
Crazy curlers in her netted hair
And she drives her man to madness
With too much self care!
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Well it shows she's had a boob-job
Swear it on my loofah!
She's had lifts and tucks and suctioned thighs
And there's some rumours goin' round
Spider veins abound
And she hangs out at the clinic
'til her tans just right
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
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Pretty good!
I liked "trowelled-on base coat" the best but the whole thing was good. Well done.
"dolled up floosey with a phoney pout" got me in and I stayed! Good work, Smurf!
I personaly am delighted there are other women writers out there. This was an excellent parody!
Yeah Diva Agree! There are too few feminists out there too, i think. Women can too!! Great Job on this one btw...
its so gay
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