The other night
At some bar, the name just eludes me
What a very painful time for me
As I remember what a night!

I walked in, right
The barkeeper - I can't recall his name
He looked at me with a look of disdain
What a bastard, what a night!

Oh, I
I have a funny feeling that I said something wrong
Did I?
I can't recall, my mem'ry of it's gone

Was quite a night
That old barkeep said no words to me
He just served me drinks, I sculled with glee
How much did I drink that night?

I think I just recalled my amazing blunder
Well, it revolved around a joke I made 'bout his mother
So stupid, right?

Oh I
Knew it was wrong as soon as it escaped my mouth
Oh my
As I recall, the patrons stopped their sounds

We had a fight!
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Scuffled all night!
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Slipped on spilt wine!
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He pulled a knife!
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He pulled a knife
I just looked in shock with blackened eyes
I just laughed, it was a pocket knife
I then said "That's not a knife"

I felt a rush of unforeseen adrenaline
Rolling my eyes I drew the machete strapped to my shin

(Now that's a knife!)

It's a blur from then on, think I was the victor
Hope that answers your questions, can I go now officer?

That was the night!
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Was quite a night!
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Got in a fight!
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A painful fight!
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Got scars and bites!
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And all that shite!
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He pulled a knife!
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A puny knife!
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I pulled my knife!
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A better knife!
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No charges, right?
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