Superman told ya --- He's a hero!
Bullet-proof skin and iron hair!

Stops a laser-gun with his liver!
Blue streak havin' fun up in the air!

"Sweet Lois come on, I'll be your pillow, we can have high times if you will fly!
You can discover the wonders of Vegas, cashing in on every downtown casino's hide!"

He's got everything delightful
Everything a gambler needs!

Travels time when she bets double
Changes history for greed!

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He stuns dealers through ultra-violet
He can change an ace to a two!

He's too fast for them to follow
Makes blackjack dealers sing the blues!

Well, he can dance a Krypton rhythm
Jump over buildings like MATRIX-guys!

He's a super-lover who don't need Viagra
He can make happy any gal alive!

Superman holds ya --- Wearing that blue suit!
Caught up in fun flight
Lois is singing ---
"You're nothing like that Clark guy!
Come on, honey, come an' x-ray me!"

He's got everything a guy should
He's got everything she needs!

A steel iron vine and some buns that break diamonds!
Blazing in the sunlight's yellow gleam!

Sometimes when he's Kryptonite-ing
When he can't get up off the ground
Sometimes when he's tired of fighting
He gulps a case-full of Red Bull down!
Of Red Bull down!

( doo, doo-doo! )
Sunshine's ray-beam! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Stoking Superman's steam! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Flying where the wind blows! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Zooming like a jet goes! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Speeding Einsteinly! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Ride hours ringin', he's stoked-up by the yellow sunshine! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Sunshine's ray-beam! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Sunshine's ray-beam! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )
Stoking-up on sunshine! ( doo-doo, doo-doo! )
( doo, doo-doo! )