-> "American Venom"
Original Song Title:
"American Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"American Venom"
The Lyrics
American venom, playin' on TV
American venom, M-S-N-B-C
You come on strainin' your vocal cords
I'm not gonna feed your face for sure
You got no important brains to use
To send your slime blowin' smoke for you
Now venom, I said no replay
American venom, kickin' you awaaaaay
American venom, lies in wait for me
American venom, F bombs fallin' free
You been a stalkin' from shore to shore
Don't wanna flee your shadow no more
Dollar signs can't hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now venom, I said not today
American venom, kickin' you awaaaaay, hey-hey
American venom, dead set to stay
American venom, bitchin' every day
Don't come a hangin' around my door
I'm not gonna share my space for sure
Go retreat to your latrine
Sit and feed your Marxist dreams
Dollar signs can't hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now venom, get away from me
American venom, won't it let me be
You got to get away, got to get away, now go, go, go
I'm gonna freeze your venom, gonna freeze your venom
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
You're no good for me, I'm too good for you
Gonna spit you right in the eye
That's just what I'm gonna do
You know you're gonna leave, you know you're gonna go
You know you're gonna leave, you know you're gonna go
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