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Song Parodies -> "Congressman"
Original Song Title:
"Vehicle"
Original Performer:
The Ides Of March
Parody Song Title:
"Congressman"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
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They said that Washington chopped his father’s cherry tree
And then he said he couldn’t tell a lie
But it fact it really was somebody else, you see
It was a different George, ‘twas really I
I’m your congressman, people
I’ll tell you anything you wanna hear
I’m your congressman, baby
If it will win your vote, my dear
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
I’m a movie star, a businessman, a video vamp
And the inventor of the shipping crate
My poor grandma, she was killed inside a Nazi camp
At the tender age of eight
I’m your congressman, people
You know I’m Jew-ish and I’m Catholic, too
I’m your congressman, darlin’
All I need’s a vote from you
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
Well I’ve got diplomas from twelve Ivy League schools
And a lizard species named for me
Don’t listen to the press, ‘cause they are nothing but ghouls
I never dressed in drag, now, honestly!
I’m your congressman, people
I might be gay but I am still all man
I’m your congressman, honey
Just trying to do the best I can
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
And then he said he couldn’t tell a lie
But it fact it really was somebody else, you see
It was a different George, ‘twas really I
I’m your congressman, people
I’ll tell you anything you wanna hear
I’m your congressman, baby
If it will win your vote, my dear
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
I’m a movie star, a businessman, a video vamp
And the inventor of the shipping crate
My poor grandma, she was killed inside a Nazi camp
At the tender age of eight
I’m your congressman, people
You know I’m Jew-ish and I’m Catholic, too
I’m your congressman, darlin’
All I need’s a vote from you
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
Well I’ve got diplomas from twelve Ivy League schools
And a lizard species named for me
Don’t listen to the press, ‘cause they are nothing but ghouls
I never dressed in drag, now, honestly!
I’m your congressman, people
I might be gay but I am still all man
I’m your congressman, honey
Just trying to do the best I can
I’m runnin’, I’m winnin’
I’ve got to represent you all
Great God in Heaven, you know it’s all true
Wouldn’t lie to you
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