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Song Parodies -> "The Hacker"
Original Song Title:
"The Rapper"
Original Performer:
The Jaggerz
Parody Song Title:
"The Hacker"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
They're on the net too, intruders out to get you.
They'll get in anywhere, UV BUS, label bar or a private mail store.
They will abuse you, They'll fry your system really hardcore.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
Once he starts to crackin', won't be long 'til he's zappin'.
Find what feeds you, a computer, a node he can link to,
His skill is refined, latches on to a socket or two.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
He's mastered discretion, so he takes full possession,
Then he will erase, smell the coffee, a sea of debris.
He does what he wants to, then thanks you for your hospitality.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
Hack, hack, hack he's a real cracker.
They'll get in anywhere, UV BUS, label bar or a private mail store.
They will abuse you, They'll fry your system really hardcore.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
Once he starts to crackin', won't be long 'til he's zappin'.
Find what feeds you, a computer, a node he can link to,
His skill is refined, latches on to a socket or two.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
He's mastered discretion, so he takes full possession,
Then he will erase, smell the coffee, a sea of debris.
He does what he wants to, then thanks you for your hospitality.
Hack-a-hack-a-hack, Look out for the hacker.
Hack, hack, hack, He's a sly crafter.
Hack, hack, hack he's a real cracker.
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Scary what they can do! I don't know the song, but I know that you pace well....(thumbs up)
Good song, Man. I remember the original. I thought this parody was going to be about golf. Speaking of which, check out " Seniors in the Sand" today, thought it was pretty good.
Def.n of hacker: http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/h/hacker.html Def.n of cracker: http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/c/cracker.html They are not the same thing, and I wish more people knew that. But other than that, good parody.
Thanks for the thumbs up, Pat. Wild man - I saw your parody earlier today and loved it. I marked you high - nice job. neminem - I do know that. First time I ever heard the term hacker was around 1979 and it was one programmer basically paying another programmer a compliment. But like you say, you wished more people knew this. This is exactly why I word my computer parodies this way when dealing with system intrusion, so the reader can understand. Thanks for the links. Seems to be a lot of definitions out there.
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