Song Parodies -> "Ebola"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Ebola"

Parody Written by:

Dave Worch

The Lyrics

OK, maybe poor timing, but I wrote this before the anthrax scare...Really!

I caught my woman with another man,
thats when I came up with my little plan,
cause he stole her, yeah, yeah, yeah, he stole her.
Gonna get the virus easy, you see,
I got me a job at the CDC,
with Ebola, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ebola.

Slip the sample in an envelope,
And mail it off to that little dope,
Cause he stole her...
He'll be surprised, but thats my goal,
When he starts bleeding, from every hole,
With Ebola...

I'm not the worlds most evil guy,
But I'm gonna get him for making me cry,
I'm not that strong, I'll use my brains,
They'll have to use space suits to remove his remains.

He'll feel the same pain I felt,
When his internal organs begin to melt,
Cause he stole her...
It won't be long and he'll be in hell,
And I sure hope he infects that b***h as well,
With Ebola...

OK, its sick. Disclaimer time: I do not, and have never worked at the CDC. I do not mail hemouraging diseases through the mail. I am not psychotic. If you wish to use or reprint this please e-mail me at Limey_b@yahoo.com as it is copyrighted material. Thank you.

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