-> "No Bra"
Original Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Song Title:
"No Bra"
The Lyrics
tight sweater hides the bust of an old bimbo
where its pink and veined and it smells just like gorgonzola
and waxy crayolas
she bounced merrily as her avid twins danced
too big for her frame and as a fashion choice
she wore no bra...no bee-ar-ray...no bra...no no no no no bra
well, i like the girls most physically tight
with everything upright and not a sag in sight
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
well, i went numb from the sight of her glands
why, she looks like a woman who needs reprimands
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
well, they sank with age, she's lost the fight
unders would help her with her plight
just pack 'em in and strap 'em up with ease
cause those big boys gettin' too low to please
well, i like the girls of a passion fruit size
but when they look like eggs, fried, well, it don't bode well
she had no bra...no no no no no bra...no no no no no bra
they pulse and sway...too large to ignore
they point to the floor...they hang down to her knees
well, i looked at her like she's diseased
but that's the way that she wants 'em to stay
and she always wants 'em to be that way
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
girls, i enjoy...no joy is this girl
she has messed up udders that's been unfurled
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
well, her chest's prone from the weak support
they get really heavy for a woman to sport
this "no bra" guise is gettin' out of hand
cause those little toys there can no longer stand
well, hers aren't the world's most perkiest glands
when there's low hangin' cans, better give 'em a hand
and buy a new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
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